A new sissy client contacted me recently and asked for a sissification makeover session.
Happy to oblige!
This will be a session that combines two of my favourite things, beauty products and kink.
He wants to be dressed up slutty in lingerie, heels and a wig and would also like a basic make up job.
Not a glamour model look or even a full drag queen makeover but just some hastily slapped on makeup with the objective to look as cheap and nasty as possible.
Like a street corner hoe at the end of a very busy shift spent on her knees servicing the roughest trade imaginable.
That I can do.
I already have the wig and sissy clothes.
I've ordered some new sissy shoes and a makeup set.
The oracle I consulted with on how to achieve the desired look, post gangbang slattern chic, has constructed a makeup tutorial for me.
This is not about blending, perfection, or softness. It’s about instant visual cues: exaggerated, obvious, slightly messy, deliberately provocative.
Skip the perfectionist steps.
Exaggerate the signals people read as “cheap, dirty whore.”
Speed over precision.
Minute 1–2: base, fast
Primer only on beard area
One shade of foundation, quick sponge press
Powder only on nose and upper lip
No sculpting. No corrections. The goal is “face is now makeup-ready,” nothing more.
Minute 3–5: eyes loud, not refined
Dark shadow slapped onto outer eye
Shimmer or light colour on lid
Thick eyeliner, slightly uneven is fine
Heavy mascara
This reads instantly: dramatic, overdone, attention-seeking.
Minute 6–7: brows and cheeks
Quick stencil or pencil fill
Blush higher than natural cheek line
No blending perfection — visible colour is the point
It creates that rushed, eager, slightly chaotic “I tried too hard” look many clients actively want.
Minute 8–10: lips and done
Bright lipstick or gloss
Slight overdraw at centre
Don’t over-correct edges
Messy gloss.
Voila! One sissy ready to be used and abused.